(i)
i think i'd like
to smell your cheeks
and listen to your heart
and drink you right up
if i were a vampire.
(let's watch twilight,
i'd like that too.)
(ii)
"don't be silly,
it's not like i'm asking
for your soul or anything -
it's just a kiss"
said one dementor
to the other.
(iii)
a conversation between two orcs:
"amma, where do babies come from?"
"from storcs"
(iv)
if i am
what i read
then i am
fantasy.
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(what? you thought my bad humor was restricted to offline spaces? fat chance.)
